No animals were harmed in the production of this film....or not.

So tonight after watching Team AMerica a bunch of crazy-ass cool people in my hall were inspired to release their own sexual frustrations through the re-enactment of puppet sex. The choice for our victim became quite obvious as My friend Sydney has a lot of stuffed animals that she's honestly really attached to.

So we performed a gang bang on Petals, her cat that actually has a hole through it, with the help of a moose and an elephant. We filmed it and edited into a fine short-feature that involves shrieks of pain and grunts of pleasure, fade-ins, titles, techno playing in the background, and at the end the moose slaps Petals and says, "Now get the fuck out of here, bitch." It's seriously amazing and when i get the chance i will post it so you all can see.
I played the part of Petals. When the moose came and fucked Petal's mouth i even stuffed a waterbottle in my mouth to imitate the stiffled sounds. It's title is quite appropriate: THE RAPE OF PETALS. ah, thankyou mrs. Housley. if only you knew how i was abusing your literary genius.
Sydney was actually seriously pissed though. She took off and now i have to go comfort her.

We'll win an Academy Award i just know.